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Training Your Company for Social Media
Before You Go Public - Your company is ready to go! Everyone is on-board and excited to begin using social media. Your team is thinking what’s next? Perhaps the best place to start is by making sure that everyone’s on the same page.
Laying the Groundwork - Resources will help your team grow more knowledgeable about what’s going on across the social web, as well as give them a good foundation to build upon as they go forward. How do you go about finding resources? Where should you look?
The Magic Elixir - When it comes to social media success, everyone is looking for the magic elixir. The bad news is there is no magic elixir. However, there are some pretty good examples of what has and hasn’t worked across the social web. That’s right, we’re talking about case studies.-
Lost In Translation - It happens. Sometimes professionals forget that not everyone in their audience knows exactly what they know.
The Time is Now - Getting started with social media is a little like starting a family – except instead of taking care of a baby, you’re taking care of your brand.



Caspar: Well, the Lord has given us a sign, and we must follow the star. You guys packed?
Melchior: Yup.
Balthasar: Yup.
Wise Men go outside. Caspar takes out his clicker and pushes the button to try to find his car.
Caspar: I could have sworn I parked it right around here.
Melchior: Let’s try the next row.
Balthasar: You’d think it’d be easy to find since everyone else has camels.
Caspar: Yes, you would think that.
Melchior: Indeed.
Caspar still can’t find his car.
Balthasar: (humming) We three kings of Orient are, late because we can’t find the car…
Caspar: Knock it off.
Melchior: We don’t have time for this. We’re not going to find it. We better walk to the rental place.
The three Wise Men walk to the rental place and go inside.
Abu: Welcome to Abu’s Camel, Ox, and Donkey Rentals.
Melchior: Didn’t it used to be “Abu’s Camel, Ox, and Ass Rentals”?
Abu: It did, but we switched to NIV. The business cards aren’t as funny, but the Baptists have stopped complaining.
Caspar: We need to rent a camel.
Abu: Oh yeah? Where you headed?
Caspar: Well, we each had a dream, and were told by God to follow a star. The star will lead us to a baby who is actually a king, and when He grows up, He will save the world and…hmm. This does sound a bit far-fetched, doesn’t it?
Abu: Yes it does. But if you have the money, I’ve got your camel.
Caspar: Well, we have $100. We need something that can travel over field and fountain, moor and mountain.
Abu: For $100? Hmm. Let me see. I can get you onto a compact camel. One hump. No radio.
Caspar: We’ll take it.
Abu: And you’ll want to buy this extended insurance.
Caspar: No, we don’t.
Abu: Suit yourself. The camel’s tied to post number 8.
Balthasar: I call shotgun.
Melchior: Balthasar, it’s a camel.
Balthasar: I call saddlebag.
The three Wise Men start their long journey. Night falls as they continue traveling.
Balthasar: Uh, guys.
Caspar: What is it?
Balthasar: I got good news and bad news. The good news is, we’re making great time. The bad news is, I may have accidently been following an airplane for the last 3 hours.
Melchior: How could you mix up a star with an airplane?
Balthasar: I don’t know…they’re both in the sky and they both kind of twinkle…
Caspar: I knew I should have been in charge of the steering.
Melchior: I’ll get the gps out. (He pulls out gps unit and punches in some numbers.)
GPS Unit: (In robotic woman’s voice) Turn left in…52,789,000 cubits.
The three Wise Men finally make it to Jesus’ house, but it is almost two years after his birth. The Wise Men form a huddle to discuss the gifts.
Caspar: What are we going to do? None of the gifts we brought are useful now. We’ve got diapers, wipes, and a boppy.
Melchior: We could give Him some of our own stuff.
Everyone pulls out their bags.
Caspar: I’ve got some gold.
Melchior: I’ve got some frankincense.
Balthasar: I’ve got a Wii Fit.
Caspar: What?
Balthasar: (Digs in his bag.) No, wait, there’s some myrrh here too. I’ll give Him the myrrh.
So the three Wise Men gave their gifts to the newborn King. Then they planned their journey back home.
Caspar: I say we rent a bigger camel for the way back home.
Melchior: I agree.
Balthasar: This time, let’s get one where I can plug my iPod in. It wouldn’t work with this camel. He kicked me.
Caspar: Camels aren’t compatible with iPods. Where did you try to plug it in? Wait. Nevermind. Melchior, make a list of what we need, and how much it will cost.
Melchior: Ok. Let’s see. Larger camel for the way back: $275. Food for the journey: $300. Lodging: $550. Not having to follow that stupid star all the way back home: priceless.
Exhausted and overworked, Santa Claus has decided to convert to Judaism to lessen his workload and decrease his stress. Mr. Claus's first inkling that Judaism was his new intended path was when he was unloading one particularly heavy bag of gifts and muttered "Oy Oy Oy!" instead of "Ho Ho Ho!" Santa took this as divine inspiration and began some serious reflection on the matter.
Mr. Claus sat down at his desk in the North Pole and itemized the benefits of bringing toys to Jewish children. Most obvious was that there were much less children to service, approximately 3,000,000 Jewish children, as opposed to almost 500,000,000 Christian children.
The next obvious benefit was that he had eight days of Hanukkah to deliver all of these gifts instead of jamming the entire shipment into one night, which constantly required the already weary Santa to travel at the speed of light to accomplish the task. 
Finally, the straw that broke the reindeer's back was the realization that Jewish households had far more delicious cuisine to offer. Gefilte fish, chicken soup, blintzes, knishes and the like are more palatable than the milk and cookies he got bored of after the second century.
Circumcision won't be necessary for Santa, because that's already been taken care of in a freak accident involving frostbite after getting stuck in a tight chimney. {TMI?}
Santa has left the frigid, brutal confines of the North Pole and has begun his toy shop anew in the sunny climes of Miami Beach, Florida. He has fired all of those annoying elves and replaced them with nice Jewish retirees from New York.



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Since I live in Sunny South Florida we don't get any beautiful autumn leaves (unless we buy them), so just before Halloween we decorated our little Fall corner of the house. Here's what it looked like, along with some of our Halloween decorations, too.
Can you see the glowing spiders in the web?
Those pumpkins on the windowsill were made by grandma!
At the top of our little Fall sign you can see our green cobwebs.
Above, you can see some of our leftover caution tape. We had some on the outside of our door. What fun!
For Thanksgiving we swapped out the Jack-o-laterns and added these festive pumpkins and wheat. I was supposed to have some decorative corn in there but the cashier either didn't ring it up or the bag boy didn't bag it. Either way, it never made it home and I never made it back to the store to pick more up. It still looks nice to me. What do you think?
How do you decorate for Fall?


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